Let’s open a can of…Chuck Norris Redux, the shape. We’ll meet at the Rennie’s Landing at 7pm this Thursday, March 29^th, and strut from there. In honor of this ride, here’s a few Chuck Norris Bike Facts you may not know:

• When Chuck Norris rides bicycles, cars use the sidewalk.
• Chuck Norris’ bicycle doesn’t have a handle bar, it has a fist-le bar.
• Light is jealous of the speed of Chuck Norris’ single speed.